Day 6 FET Cycle -Progynova 2mg 3x daily
With 300 days of the year gone, 35 days into my 1oo day count down, and with only 58 sleeps until santa comes, as well as being inspired by 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility latest blog i bring you…
The Top Ten Answers to that Dreaded Question!
You know the question – the one that always pops up around this time of year. The one that you dread for fear of running to the closest toilet, slamming the door, and falling in a heap of tears on the cold tiles. The question that ol’ Auntie May always has to announce at the dinner table, no matter how many pairs of evil eyes are trying to stare her down…
Thats right girls this year we are going to be prepared! And while preparing the Christmas ham, or basting the turkey i want you to memorise at least one of the following anwers… So when Auntie May comes a calling – you will not run off bawling!
- When my ovaries decide to come back from their extended holiday
- When my DH sperm complete their swimming training
- I’m sorry our embryos are just just on defrost, should be ready in five
- We are just not quite sure how exactly to make a baby… Could you explain how it works?
- Well we were actually hoping that Santa would leave one on our door step, but apparently we sent the letter to the wrong fictional character – should have sent our wish list to the stalk… dam, do you have his address?
- We already have children – Fur children… Curly the Cat and oodles the poodle
- Children YUCK! Who would want smelly, dirty, screaming, pooping children..? Not us
- Oh we just thought we would skip the procreation section of our lives
- Auntie May, Auntie May, FIRE FIRE FIRE… Your Turkey is on fire in the kitchen – GO GO quick find the extinguisher
- When pigs fly, when cupcakes have no calories, when world hunger is a thing of the past, when the Coyote catches the road runner, and when two parallel lines finally meet
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” Winston Churchill
