Day 283 – The Top Ten weirdest things that have happened in the past 215 days

Thirty Weeks, Three Days. Day 215 in the quest to meet our little miracle George, 67 days to go…

Pregnancy, it is a blessing, i real blessing, i love that i have been given this gist and i love that i will be holding a miracle in my arms soon, but there are some things that make me take a double check in the mirror and make me say – pregnancy glow – where?

So tonight i bring you the Top Ten weirdest things that have happened in the past 215 days, and are making me go WTF?… And just a quick warning…

  1. My boobs have gone from small to sore, to big, to saggy, and now they have stretch marks on them!
  2. While my ankles are not swelling (thank goodness!) my toes are and often these days dont touch the ground
  3. My hair has gone straight (ish)
  4. Speaking of hair, it all seems to fall out in clumps yet i have more than ever
  5. And my finger and toe nails, they are growing at the speed of light as well, not only that – they are so tough i have to use clippers instead of a nail file!
  6. My belly button – now that is a whole other story and if it manages to finally pop out, and stay out, i promise i will post a picture!
  7. My face goes from oily to dry back to oily, i am covered in acne and am even getting scars…
  8. My ovaries still hurt… It is the weirdest feeling having your ovaries burn when you know they are meant to just be sitting there doing nothing (like they normally do)
  9. It isnt really that weird, but it is something that i cant seem to get used to… The amount of times i have to pee… I know i know, i was warned, but it really doesnt help when your baby seems to love to kick you right in that spot that makes you need to go – NOW
  10. Finally, Discharge… I have plenty to say about this, but lets just leave it as…. You thought the pessaries were bad? Enough said…

Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different. Bill Watterson

Kind Hearts…

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