Thirty Three Weeks. Two Days. 47 Days to go…
As i sat in hospital last week i realized that while i love my husband to pieces, there are quite a few things that are defiantly not going to be done while i am in hospital having our baby! So today i give you the:
Top Ten Things that wont get done while i am in hospital!
- The washing will not be taken out of the dryer and folded… It will stay in the dryer… even if it is still wet!
- The floors will get swept…. But the pile of dirt will not be panned up, and each day as the floors are swept, the pile will grow bigger and bigger until the puppy destroys it and the dirt ends up back through the house!
- There will be a trail of clothes from the front door to the couch, where he has decided to drop them as he walks and undresses through the house
- The toilet seat will remain up
- The towels will not be washed, they will remain in a heap on the floor, and for that matter, the bed defiantly will not be made, the sheets defiantly not washed
- He will not remember where anything is kept, and more than likely i will be called to confirm where exactly the chilli sauce is kept
- My dear husband wont eat any vegetables, no purchase any vegetables or food with substance should he decide to do some groceries
- After cooking a massive meal he will in fact store the remaining food, however he wont eat the leftovers, they will stay in the fridge until mold grows and we cant decipher what the food originally was!
- If by chance his socks do get washed, they will not be paired up and will receive a phone call letting me know that he has no socks and that he requires money to purchase some…
- Speaking of money, i will get a call or a visit more than likely twice a day asking for some more money as he has none… I will question the $50 i just gave him and he will advise me that food is expensive… When i ask what food he will let me know just what fast food he ate and how much it cost, not to mention exactly what expensive energy drink he likes and how much they cost… hmmm apparently he has never heard of home cooked meals and a glass of water!
But i do know that he loves me, and no matter what doesnt get done and how much money he spends it will be made up by love and affection for me and our miracle george!
Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others. Anon
