Thirty Six Weeks. Two Days. 13 Sleeps to go…
You know those pregnant women who constantly rub their bellies, hold their bellies, or pat their bellies? I always thought that was kinda annoying.
And you know those pregnant women who pull their belly out for no good reason or lie on their back and expose their bellies…? I kinda always thought that was real annoying too…
But…
I have become one of those women…
And now i know why those women do it…
The top 10 reasons pregnant ladies have a thing with their bellies
- The belly is remarkably heavy, i have found that i like to hold it up so as not too feel as heavy, and this is coming from someone with a little baby!
- The belly is remarkably tight, i like the feeling when i rub my belly as it stops feeling so tight
- I like to put my hand on the top of my belly, just resting under my right boob cause this is where gorge’s head and sometimes hand is… If i poke the little tykes head sometimes he moves his hand and i can play handsies with him!
- Sometimes (ok ok all the time) i eat too much and in my head it ‘helps’ with the indigestion if i rub the belly
- Its there… The belly is there, its wasnt there, and now its there… I must rub what is there!
- Honestly as well, it hurts – all that stretching and pulling… What do you do when you muscle hurts? You rub it!
- I like to expose my belly cause even though its winter my belly feels hot…
- When i can see my belly, i can see my miracle move more
- When my belly is exposed i can play with my belly button
- There is a baby in there! What other excuse do you need for rubbing and exposing – ok dont answer that one
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. Oscar Wilde
